The Bull

At the center of the UNO campus stands in all of its greatness The Giant Bull. The Bull has been part of the UNO Campus ever since 2014. In its long time here, The Bull stands for all things that UNO stands for, which we as the students have not quit figured out yet. Besides its representation for UNO it also seemed like a good   reasonable thing to spend money on since it is the mascot of our Univerity.

Contrary though to what most professors want students to think The Bull has magical powers. Yes thats right magical powers! If, for instance, a student approaches The Bull with an offering such as the years first crops or maybe his or hers first born child (Campus security frowns on this, I would stick with the crops) The Bull will grant either five wishes on a Monday, Tuesday, or Thursday and two on Wednesday and Friday. If approached with offerings on Saturday or Sunday The Bull will reject the gifts and either cast the student into eternal damnation or ask you to please come back and try again; all really depends on the mood it is in.

Another attribute that The Bull has is its ability to help students pass finals. A week from finals if a student approaches the bull and rubs its head it will then allow the student to pass one of their finals. Their is another method for passing all of your finals by rubbing The Bull somewhere else but I am not allowed to mention that (It is the first thing you see when walking up to The Bull). So next time you are up at UNO don't forget to go see The Bull.

174.74.88.139 03:27, May 8, 2015 (UTC)Jake